Eww, turning 18 on the 22nd.. the oldness *I liked 16, sixteen forever plz & thx*
*Just doesn’t want to be old enough to get arrested*

ANYWAY! Less whine, more tag time.

Pretty interesting tag, deviously stolen from :-

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Please be mature and use your 1st name. Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Michelle needs to take an extended break from golf after this weekend (this one will not be hard to do…don’t golf much) *umm yeah because golfing is soooooo tiring*

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Michelle looks like a MOM - unlike her Dawson’s Creek co-star, Mrs. Tom Cruise!! ! Who shops and drinks and only holds her child for Vanity Fair spreads! *no comment*

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Michelle Obama says she agreed to help her husband run for president on one condition: That he finally quit smoking. For good. *interesting, never knew that*

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Michelle wants to earn money to buy a tee-shirt. But the only job she can think of to earn money is babysitting. Everyone says she's too young to babysit. *good luck then*

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Michelle Does Funky Chicken *hehe, yeah the good old days*

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: If Michelle hates us so much & if she had a gun, who would be the 1st person she would use it on? * tough question *

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Michelle asks keesha if she's "thought about it" * thought about what! Google can be so vague *

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Wherever Michelle goes, people are pleased * yay *


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Michelle Rodriguez likes to wear bed sheets. * Riiight, I don’t recommend that *


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Michelle eats wasabi *I’d die if I did that again! Small dosages ppl!!*


Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search:
A: It appears to me that Michelle wears the pants in the Obama house. Barack is to wimpy. Yes or no? * What’s with all the Michelle Obama results*


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Michelle Allen is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.
*ok ay, Gross* and theres mug shots too! [link]

Haha, thats it!
Amusing wasn't it?

Cheers.

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match .I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your apartment and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard
-Donovan-rayray-

Snatched from


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Tag:


and whoever else wants to do it!

Wow, took me a while to update!

So.. Graduated from High School officially
and The Ministry of Higher Education did an amazing job of crushing my dreams of going to England for university.

However, I did get a full scholarship to Australia, and since their term starts in Febuary.. I've got a long break ahead of me.

apart from that, I got an actual summer job for once in my life,
1 month at HSBC bank, gave me loads of time to read fan fiction

Anyways! I'll be off to Italy on the 14th for summer vacation this year, we're going all over and I'm ecstatic Don't know how much internet connection I'll be getting hold of, if so I'll most likely be off for 3 weeks to a month.

that's about it..

Ciao!

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List 10 things about your art and post it in your journal.

1) I currently have no muse, Maybe Italy will help
2) I am totally pro black and white photography
3) Splashing a bit of color always brightens stuff up
4) I'm a sucker for macro photography
5) I love drawing but never post them on DA
6) I'd LOVE to get into vector art but have no idea where to start
7) Need to get a professional camera, but not bothered to use it because of the size (stupid, I know)
8) Like posting stuff when I have important things to do (Exams)
9) I like Simplicity
10) Really want to try that paint filled balloons and darts sorta art ^__^

My fantastic avatar was created by the talented:

So spring break is over *pouts*
that was far too short for my liking, and I really wanted to travel somewhere but my new years trip to Munich, Germany was enough reason to get a negative response from the 'rents.

Whats really keeping me excited now would be... my graduation.
in 2.5 months (37 days excluding weekends and our two week exam session) its an absofrikkinfantastic feeling! (my robes are sitting in the closet waiting for June 17th) like finishing a part of your life. but wow, high school was a blur.


My PC's been acting up lately, symptoms include the task bar ceasing to work, and my windows are minimized on my desktop, its really irritating, also copy/paste doesn't work so you can imagine how stuck I am. If anyone can suggest something other than reformatting, I'll ya forever.

I tried cutting my hair by myself, think it looks pretty cool personally but when mom noticed.. I got the same lecture I got when I bleached parts and cut it a few months back. she insists I'll look like a clown if I continue to tamper with it. Personally I haven't gotten a bad comment yet ^_^

Anyways! so had this tag thing and today being the first day of term, I don't have much to do but I did cut out like 10 Questions of the original tag ..
here goes:

1. What kind of book do you prefer?
Fantasy, Adventure, Mystery

2. What is one or more of your favorite mythical creatures and why?
I've always like centaurs because they're totally random and whoever though of them was totally high. + werewolves after reading the twilight series.

3. What is one of your favorite natural wonders and why?
A solar/lunar eclipse because of the rarity and hype that it brings

4. What is your favorite color? Black, Blood Red, Turquoise, Lime Green and Electric Blue

5. Whats your fav name for (places, pets people) ?
dunno but I really love the name Milan for a person.

6. Books, Movies , T.V Shows? Impossible for me to choose a favorite book, but I loved Scarface, The Godfather Series and V for Vendetta. and Heroes, Greys Anatomy.. long list.

7. What are some of your fav places in the world & why?
crazy vibrant cultural rich cities. because I love the concept of something new and exciting.

8. If you could live anywhere other than where you live now, where would It be and why?
Argentina, its alive, they've got the best of both worlds and awesome football too.

9. What do you consider a paradise?
paradise is the perfect place discussed in holy books.

10. Whats your favorite animals?
Lobsters are awesome and the Arctic Fox

11. what fascinate and mesmerize you and why?
simple things, like the way the human mind works and life in general because its simple yet so advanced

12. what are your favorite methods of battle?
I've taken Karate as a kid but Capoeira is like.. woah

13. Rural, Urban or Suburban? is Jumeirah suburban? .. Urban, its fast paced and exciting.

14. Whats your favorite powers or abilities and why? Invisibility.. image the possibilities probably wont even need a passport anymore!

15. Name some places your would like to vacation at..
Brazil, Japan, Italy, South Africa, Russia (there's actually a list of 20 countries and these are just a random few.)

alright thats it.


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Hello All, I've been tagged by ~Finger-Print to submit 8 random facts about myself, but first

Yesterday (22/10) was my birthday, and some stupid 10th grader tried to ruin my M&M cake and I feel like pepper sparying her...
dumb kids.

Yes, had to get that off my chest. But other than that, it was a pretty good day!

geting to the point...

Random Facts: (which, Im not bothered to tag anyone either, my apologies, do it if you wish)

#1: I MUST visit Argentina sometime while i'm still young.

#2: I doodle lobsters everywhere! I love them! my locker has 3
lobster magnets and a keychain, Arabic room has a complete
lobster wall and a playdough lobster on the teachers desk!!
last week my cousin, ~doodee and myself made lobster
sugar cookies (I am sane , really but they're just adorable)

#3: I got some international calls for my birthday!

#4: I find it hard to believe that guys find it hard to believe that im
a hardcore football fan! *we're not that rare you know*

#5: December 19th will be my 3rd year Devat Anniversary.

#6: I intend in sewing a little outfit for my cousins doll
(Chubbycheeks aka. Chubby) in a few miniutes (I promised)

#7: Myself and ~fb90 plan on reading Romeo & Juliet -
W.Shakespeare before Nov 3rd (Im currently on Act 2 Scene 1)

#8: Im working on getting into a university in Madrid, Spain. *pray
for me*

cheers!