Eww, turning 18 on the 22nd.. the oldness *I liked 16, sixteen forever plz & thx*
*Just doesn’t want to be old enough to get arrested*

ANYWAY! Less whine, more tag time.

Pretty interesting tag, deviously stolen from :-

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Please be mature and use your 1st name. Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Michelle needs to take an extended break from golf after this weekend (this one will not be hard to do…don’t golf much) *umm yeah because golfing is soooooo tiring*

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Michelle looks like a MOM - unlike her Dawson’s Creek co-star, Mrs. Tom Cruise!! ! Who shops and drinks and only holds her child for Vanity Fair spreads! *no comment*

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Michelle Obama says she agreed to help her husband run for president on one condition: That he finally quit smoking. For good. *interesting, never knew that*

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Michelle wants to earn money to buy a tee-shirt. But the only job she can think of to earn money is babysitting. Everyone says she's too young to babysit. *good luck then*

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Michelle Does Funky Chicken *hehe, yeah the good old days*

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: If Michelle hates us so much & if she had a gun, who would be the 1st person she would use it on? * tough question *

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Michelle asks keesha if she's "thought about it" * thought about what! Google can be so vague *

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Wherever Michelle goes, people are pleased * yay *


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Michelle Rodriguez likes to wear bed sheets. * Riiight, I don’t recommend that *


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Michelle eats wasabi *I’d die if I did that again! Small dosages ppl!!*


Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search:
A: It appears to me that Michelle wears the pants in the Obama house. Barack is to wimpy. Yes or no? * What’s with all the Michelle Obama results*


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Michelle Allen is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.
*ok ay, Gross* and theres mug shots too! [link]

Haha, thats it!
Amusing wasn't it?

Cheers.